how did Lincoln become the teen with the most love interests??
his piss ended up on the shoes of TWO teachers. and then he asked to touch Margarita’s gums while knowing his spell wouldn’t work. rightly so, he earned him the nickname “Gumtoucher Pissfoot.”
and this boy texted Erica, the most popular girl in school, to see if she was going with Taylor. and NOT because he wanted to go with her!! just because he was trying to see if he could go with Taylor.
he asked Scary if she was planning to go to the bathroom alone!!? hand in the toilet water? which was piss?? PISS ALLEGATIONS LINCOLN !!
oh also! his idea of funny is the 2004 movie Garfield starring Bill Murray ?
i had a lot of predictions for this season, but Lincoln Li-Wilson becoming The Rizzler™ was not one of them.
me whenever i used to see a “don’t fuck your coworkers” post
ok you know the battery acid spaghetti post? the one where someone was like “what if i mixed sour gummy strings with monster energy” and then they tried it and came back and were like “don’t do this”
and then a bunch of people in the notes tried it too and were like “don’t do this”
so i thought i was the special-est little snowflake and the “don’t fuck your coworkers” posts didn’t apply to me and anyway i’m here to report:
don’t do this.
…OP you know this webbed site is full of pedants and nosy bitches, share the Autistic Drama Island lore please!
well i would but the person in question is also my tumblr mutual
i don’t know! he’s cute and he likes bugs! what was i supposed to do!
“I like this morally grey character with villainous motives and intentions because they’ve suffered unspeakable tragedy as a young person and have witnessed bigotry and hatred firsthand and I relate to them because of it and even though they’re not going about it the right way their heart’s in the right place” and “I like this morally grey character with villainous motives and intentions because they’re hot” are ideas that can coexist
